(This post is not intended to hurt anyone’s feelings and I’ve tried not to hit anybody directly..Phir bhi kuch log hit ho hi jaen gy.I know.Unko to chayie k mujy aa k thanx bolen.N kisi ko bura lagy to “Acha Sorry” )
Well! I know the title is quite long but, seriously, only this line could explain what i feel about all those “sar kati khawateen” who have been spamming others’ homepages on facebook since 1st day of eid.Well they have been doing that since a very long time but this eid, it became so grueling for me that I had to write a post on it or i’d rather say “Dil ki bharaas nikalni pari”.. duh!! Wese banda mujy poochy k behen tumy kiun itni aag lag rai h is bat pe o-O.. To hum kahen gy.. Gee hazoor bajaa farmaya.Par me apny Maa baba ki aik tharki olaad hun.Ab sawaal uthy ga “larki b” aur “tharki b” … Wo aik boht e ziada lambi kahani h.Jispe aik aur post likhi ja sakti h.To me abi kiun btaun.Post na bachaun aik aur bhala…
Beher haal I was talking about those “aadhy sar” wali “naak kati” aurten … Or I’d rather say khoobroo adhuri larkian..
There is a girl,actualy a friend of mine,who cut her head (on the photo.lol!) by editing it.”Everything else” was there.There was another one who blurred her pic in such a ludicrous way “k hum tarpay bagair na reh sakay”.And yes there were these “hath kati” larkian too, jinho ne mashAllah hud apny aik hath se doosray pe mehndi lga k ehsan-e-azeem farma diya is Qoum pe.I literally saw a pic on my homepage in which there was a “mehndi wala haath” n the caption was “i drew this from my left hand on my right hand” (yeah RIP angrezi)!! And another thing that never fails to flabbergast me is that most of these pics don’t have a head and are anatomically incomplete most of the time,still, people (mostly the other girls) manage to make these comments “awwww kitni piaari MashAllah,SubhanAllah,” or “haye meri janu behna kitni piari lag rai hai” with endless kissies and hearts on them.Bhai sar hi nai tha to khoobsoorat kisko bol rae ho (wese let’s not talk about this ) And the replies on them are, “awww thanks yar.abi to eye makeup ni nazar ara jo mene kiya tha,vo to by chance e itna khoobsoorat ho gya tha is baar (tey baji photo kiun laayi c,makeup tey chupa leya).Wese kabi kabi mere dil me khyaal ata hai k may be their faces be like this (just a thought)
ACHA SORRY :3
Yar ya to poori photo dikhao.. ya dikhao hi nahi.. but YUN DIL KO TO NAA JALAO.. Stop acting like vegetables (Acha sorry :/ ).Wese me sariyal hony k saath sath aik hasaas (sensitive) ansaan (insan) bhi hun.Actully hasaas hun isi liye itni mamooli c baat mere dil ko lag gai.. As it is Eid so i must finish this post with some duayia kalmaat (prayers) “Aey sar-katti,khoobsoorat larkio! Allah kary tumhara koi harbooza kabi meetha na niklay,aur tumhary khwaab me roz zardari aye.Jese mere khwabon me sar kati larkian ati hain.Aur tum Sakht sardi me Gas waly heater ko tarso”
Is post k baad Koi mujy mu ni lgae ga.I know.but “DIL K KHUSH RAKHNY KO GALIB YE “SARIYAL PANA” ACHA HAI.. (Mirza Ghalib! Pardon me)!
“Aik hasaas ansaan k dil ki awaaz”